Shake_my life

2007-12-05T23:41:00.000-08:00

BIG QUESTION?

If you knee smash your forehead,
which would hurt more? D:

Answer: Your eyes, cause your glasses will break
and stab it.

Brune Steiche was a talented magician who turned himself into a broomstick
after taking out too many loans. Somehow that helps his situation, I guess.
Anyhow, while he hides from his creditors,
he stays at his neighbor's house where he
earns his keep by "maintaining environmental hygiene."

Anyhow, the girl in this picture is the neighbor's daughter, Millet,
who believes Brune isn't working hard enough.
She's helping by scattering potato chips for him.
What a nice girl.

You should see all his works > JOHN SU

:D

(And if all of us people were lego, we would be able to change
our bottoms quickly.)

2007-11-20T03:45:00.000-08:00

This are the lyrics of Ivor Cutler songs.

I got no common sense
and neither has nobody else
I spread my brains out on the table and push them about with a fork

So I got no common sense
and neither has nobody else.
I spread my brains out on the table and push them about with a fork

So I got no common sense
and neither has nobody else.

AND my new favourite! :D

I'm happy, I'm happy, I'm happy, I'm happy,
I'm happy, I'm happy, I'm happy and I'll punch the man who says I'm not.

I'm happy, I'm happy, Punch!
I'm happy, I'm happy, Punch!

I'm happy, I'm happy, urrr(got punched)

To hear the song, click PUNCH.

Don't worry, you are not the only one who think
that he won't make it in his singing career.

And here's a super stupid deviantart picture.

I think we need him in our classroom.

:D

2007-11-08T19:28:00.000-08:00

I think I really have nothing better to do. D:

People say that money isn't the key to happiness,
but I always figured if you have enough money,
you can get a key made.
Joan Rivers

Alice: But I don't want to go among mad people.
Cheshire Cat: Oh, you can't help that. Most everyone's mad here.
[Laughs maniacally; starts to disappear]
Cheshire Cat: You may have noticed that I'm not all there myself.

(taken from my brother's friend :D)

2007-11-08T06:19:00.000-08:00

TADA!!

I have made a sakura skin :D
(She's from tsubasa Chronicles by the way)

And Happy Deepavali.

;D

2007-10-17T07:13:00.000-07:00

WELCOME TO BURGER LAND!

A taste that will melt your butts.

:D

(just trying to make this post look longer)

2007-09-25T07:20:00.000-07:00

(To the tune of "intsy bitsy spider")

There was an old lady who lived in a shoe.
She had so many children she didn't know what to do.
She told her oldest son to drive them all away,
and now she is alone watching tv all day.

:D

I should seriously consider being a popstar
when i grow up.

someone screams: SIAO

2007-08-18T08:16:00.000-07:00

I have a sudden craving for SPIRAL! (:

So I just made a wallpaper of the anime.

However, the stupid thing wore shoes and ran all the way
here. So now there it is.

And hello again. :D

{I couldn't get the background right. ):}

2007-08-10T04:25:00.000-07:00

"Why is the mosquito
better than the fly?

The mosquito can fly,
but the fly cannot mosquito"

hello. :D

2007-07-02T01:55:00.000-07:00

kinda stupid. :D

I think this one is super funny.
But I know its hard to read.

(IF YOU HAVE NECK PAIN,
DON'T READ THIS)

note: you know the post on the Miss universe,
my bro told me she was not wearing a chiongsam.
HE RUINED MY DREAMS D:

2007-06-26T05:22:00.000-07:00

Welcome to the
"someday-going-to-be-famous"
POET, claudia.

I have decided to show everyone out there,
the wonderfulous, most spectacular
AWARD-WINNING poem anyone has ever seen.

-everyone applause-

-they sit down-

AHEM.

let me start.

Pig is big
but big isn't pig.
So what is pig?
pig is big.

-thunderous applause that nearly crashed the building-

nearly.

THANK YOU THANK YOU.

I would now like to thank my brain,firstly,
and all you wonderful supporters out there.
kiss kiss :D

need great poems?
call me @ 1900-pig-is-big
so what are you waiting for?

CALL NOW!

2007-06-10T07:02:00.001-07:00

HI. I was looking at even more stupid
stuff to do because I was lazy to do my
homework, so I did this.

A STUPID TEST.

now you know how stupid I really am.

:D

2007-06-05T01:29:00.000-07:00

I saw this quiz website on Abigail's blog.

SO,
being the typical Kepoh I am,
I went to try it out.

Then SO STUPID.

There was this quiz called:

WHAT IS YOUR DEEPEST DARKET SECRET?

So guess what's mine?

I bought second-hand underwear.

SO LAME.

ps: but its true.

2007-05-30T03:08:00.000-07:00

YESTERDAY, JAPAN WAS CROWNED
MISS UNIVERSE 2007!

Actually, i only watched the part when
the ladies came in their national costume. :X

Why?

BECAUSE,

WHAT IS SINGAPORE'S NATIONAL COSTUME?!

Afterall, we are multiracial, so, our costume should look
like:

yes, I know my drawing very superb.

And those who were bored to death and slept
and did not get to see what she wore,

IT WAS THIS.

CHEY, Just an ordinary cheong sam.

Because If it was something more
SPECIAL (ps:MY GREAT DESIGN),
Then she might have a higher chance
of winning. :D

And all you people out there,
Be nice to everyone cus YOU may never
know, I JUST may be crowned,

"MISS SOLAR SYSTEM"

-crowds cheering-

(:

2007-05-28T06:50:00.000-07:00

TADA!

ANOTHER BLOGSKIN! :D

I actually made this long ago
but never really bothered to do anything
with it cause I was lazy to.

But THANKS to me deciding to use
it again, YOU GET THIS NICE RESULT!

(:

ps: WHEN YOU SLEEP, CLOSE YOUR EYES OR YOU
WILL SEE MONSTERS UNDER YOUR BED

2007-05-21T04:29:00.000-07:00

Today, we had sabbaticals.
I was in CRIME & THE TEENAGER.

It is like so EWW and pervertic.

Firstly, sitting next to susanna was no help.
Because she kept thinking of super super sick stuff
which normal children out there like you
should not know.

Anyway, we also learned the malay dance.
Then we were suppose to choose
1.something start with A
2. Something start with I
3. don't know
4.don't know
5.Jodget :D
(or something like that)

Then being so smart and all,
I guessed that we will learn Jodget
AND WE DIDN'T!
So sad right?

It was like the most retarded name
of all. ):

After that, we played Malay
traditional games. IT IS THE BEST.

We played that stupid marble game
and Me and Ying Xin completely trashed
Susanna and Huipin.
It was like super funny.
Cause We had so much marbles that the
hole kept overflowing, so we keep keep
some for ourselves. heeheehee.
(of course it is not true,
for those slow ppl out there)

Then everytime we get the marbles,
Ying Xin will laugh this retarded and evil laugh
which is like SUPER funny.

And now, I must do geog wb
and make my brains explode
so I don't have to go to sch tomorrow.

ps:don't tell the teachers my evil plan >:D

2007-05-16T02:24:00.000-07:00

OK.
Let me boast about my
standing broad jump.

Cause I like to boast.
:D
heh heh.

I JUMPED 208cm TODAY!

for Naffa. Ya, I know some
of you out there is higher but
let me gloat to myself abit, ok?

BWAHAHAHAHHHA.

2007-05-06T01:59:00.000-07:00

Please read this post,
after the beep.

beep

ok.I post for the sake of
SOME people. (cus they
kept nagging at me)

so, I shall just tell you
what I am doing at the minute
I am writing this.

I am drinking 100+

until then, howdy oh.

2007-04-22T03:44:00.000-07:00

There once lived a colgate and a toothbrush.
They lived in Susie's house toilet.
The toilet was big.
The toilet was clean.
But the toilet was HAUNTED.

Why is the toilet HAUNTED?
Let me tell you the story.

Colgate and toothbrush were brothers.
They were not only brothers,
they were TWIN brothers.

Unfortunately, mama soap did not
born them to look alike,
in fact, they were different.

Colgate and toothbrush had opposite
characters. Everything they did and had were
never the same.(Except the fact that they were
both boys.)

One day, Susie came into the toilet
to brush her teeth. (She climbed onto a stool
because she was short.) And she took toothbrush
up and started brushing.

Now,people usually brush their teeth
with colgate but, NO, Susie detest
the smell and taste of colgate.

So, colgate was never touched.
This upsetted toothbrush alot.
because the more times Susie used
him, the older and uglier his brush becomes.

Whereas, when colgate was 355 days old,
he looked brand new.

However, colgate felt differently,
he felt useless and despised by
Susie. He wanted to be used.

Both of them soon quarrelled over
this trivial matter and soon,
both plotted to kill each other.

They both met at the end of the basin.
They started pushing.
Both fell.
But colgate survived by squeezing out
enough colgate to cushion his land.
Toothbrush fell into the toilet bowl
next to the basin. He died.

So,now we know why Susie's toilet
is haunted.

Moral of Story?
Don't neglect your colgate.
It is more useful.

2007-03-31T02:04:00.000-07:00

Well, well, well,
look whose here,
me! (:

ok,since I know you people
suddenly don't know why
have the craze for photoshop cs;

I shall be supernice to the people
who don't know where to get brushes
for them,I shall give you the website.

Cause I am nice.nicer.nicest.

http://search.deviantart.com/?section=browse&qh=boost%3Apopular+age_sigma%3A24h+age_scale%3A5&q=brushes

this is deviantart,most of the brushes are
compatible with photoshop cs
but some are not.

Some are for poor people
like me who can only afford to
have the older version,
Photoshop 7.

So read carefully at the post
cause they will tell you.

And if you like art stuff, you can
go to this website:

http://colorbox.themagic-box.net/

ok. I admit, I am super nice.

2007-03-21T05:05:00.000-07:00

I HAVE DONE IT!

the first step to it all...

I MANAGED TO DO A
STRAIGHT TWITIE TODAY!

I was like YAY!FINALLY!
cause doing twistie was like
so cool and so fun!
And Hazel (senior) was like
teaching us some weird stunts
which was painful to the elbow
cause you keep bouncing and hitting
it.yep, except Chere cause Chere was
like BORN gym material and so
is Abigail and everyone else,

BUT ME. D:

Firstly, I can't split,
not the banana split,
but opening your legs
so that there is this opening.

And I can't do the "PAH" or
whatever it is called cause it makes me
scared and WANG will shout at us
that we "tiao lo zhi sha"
and so on.

So yes, I can finally do something,
now isn't that a great achievement?
I think I might just take a photo
and put it in my SCHOOL PORTFOLIO!

then when I go for job interviews,
I can show off,SEE, I am not gym
material but I can do this!
-SHOWS GREAT PHOTO-

doesn't my achievement make
you want to join gym?

:D

2007-03-16T06:15:00.000-07:00

ALOHA!
Look at my NEW nice blogskin!
:D
Yes,obviously I used my brain
and made it myself.
Although there are some little
error with the graphics,
I am lazy to change so
unfortunately,YOU! would
have to bear with it.
(especially the stupid white line
on top of one of the links)
But I am improving in
making skins erh?

THREE CHEERS AND
THREE CHEERS AND
THREE CHEERS FOR
SOONG HUI LING!

WHOGASAGA
WHOGASAGA
WHOGASAGA
WHOOT!

(:

2007-03-14T05:11:00.000-07:00

ok. if you think about it, people
are changing and some people
turn into bitches.

Whic reminds me what Susanna
once told me.Which I found super
retard and was like OMG! lol

Bitch means female dog,
and dogs bark.
And trees have bark and trees
belong to nature and
nature is beautiful

SO,
bitch means beautiful.

retard right?
Actually I found it super funny.
So I made an excuse to post it so
ignore the stupid first part cause it
is so that you won't be lost with the
weirdness of the MEANING of Bitch.

But for those pessimistic people,
i have also created a not-so-happy-ending
poem just for you.

Bitch means dog
and dogs eat bones.
Bones are in the grave,
and graves have maggots
and where there are maggts,
there are slugs.

SO,
Bitch means slugs.

Yes, I made it up,
so i admit,
I am pessimistic.

>:D

2007-03-11T00:35:00.000-08:00

We just sort of came back from lifeskills camp,
there was alot of good and bad parts to it.

lets see. where do I start.ok.
lets start with the classroom.

IT WAS INFESTED WITH COCKROACH!
there were like 8 cockroach?or more?
THEN STOMP STOMP STOMP
and lesser lar.(:

It was so funny.Our classroom was the
only one to have cockroaches cus of
this pigeon hole thing that we had.
(They loved to make nests in our
cardboard)

And everyone was like SCREAM SCREAM
SCREAM SCREAM SCREAM SCREAM.
the funniest ones are Shaole and Yi jing,
they so scared until they jumped onto the
chairs!
It was so retarded and noisy. And
we couldn't sleep in peace for like even 5min
and everyone kept screaming.

I slept next to Yingxin,susanna,emily and
shufang. Then susanna so lame, cus she was
losing her forsaken voice,so she said that
if in the middle of the night,there was cockroach,
she would beat Ying xin until she wake up.

So, the rest of us were like laughing and
laughing. Then since there was a cokroach pandemic
I told them a stupid, lame "ghost" story which
was super weird then we were like laughing
and laughing.

The funniest part was when I tried to grab
yingxin's leg to scare her,then instead of screaming,
she was like shouting pervert. And I tried alot
of stupid ways to scare her.

And due to the events of the cockroaches,
our class made a cheer.

(I changed the later part cus theirs was
weird)

EVERYWHERE WE GO!
(everywhere we go)
COCKROACHES WILL FOLLOW
(cockroaches will follow)
TO ASK WHO WE ARE
(to ask who we are)
WHERE WE COME FROM
(where we come from)
SO WE TELL THEM
(so we tell them)
-later i made up one-
WE ARE GOING TO KILL THEM
(we are going to kill them)
PAINFULLY KILL THEM
(painfully kill them)
VERTERMINATOR!

you won't get the last part if you didn't
watch over the hedge.cus we watched
that for movie night.

And we went to Pasir Ris and ATE
BBQ! Cus Ms Teng was SO NICE,
she cooked suasage for us! :D
And we played some games
and then back to sch.

The next day,went to SAFRA mt
(mount faber)
and games were organised by seal sports
and it was so what lar.
The amazing race, pratically everyone
jaywalked then we didnt.
Cause we are good citizens then the traffic
light was so freaking far.

Then I became crazy,when susanna was
gone to top up her water bottle, I made
up lots of retarded MORAL stories.
Then I told them to syes(susanna,yingxin,emily,shufang)
They were like SO LAME,then I was saying it
would make a good children story book.

Great eh? I can become a award winning
writer.
Then the next day was Jing Ting's bday
so we were suppose to stay up until midnight
to sing her happy bday but I was so tired,
I only clapped XD
I think Jing Ting was also too tired to
stay awake then everyone started
pinching her to keep her awake.

Then Eunice kept giving me a horrible
foot massage,lol.Cause she slept below
me and didn't want to breathe my smelly
feet.

Then FINALLY,last day.
our class FINALLY won a game.
(although it was consolation)
Then FINALLY,home SUGAR home!

:D

2007-03-06T05:31:00.000-08:00

OMG! MR ELLIS IS GOING AWAY!D:
ok, If you don't know who he is,
he is our AEP teacher and he is so freaking
nice ok, compared to our "TONE"
substitute teacher.

Our stupid stupid stupid substitute
teacher,Mr David Gan (GUN,cus his annoying
voice shoots at us and goes BANG!)

He sucks ok. You know what he said?
ok,I know you don't know.
Anyways, he said that even though he
was a JUST a substitute teacher, we shouldn't
take advantage of him. LIKE AS THOUGH WE
RAPE HIM!

Then he still say he teach in a boys sch before
so his tone that he uses frequently shouldn't be
used on us and don't know what.
Yes, I know he doesn't make sense, he is
senseLESS. (:

And than he was like so pissed with us,
and then as we were doing this charcoal
thing, We overheard him talking to
Mr Ellis. Mr Ellis said that the Sec 2s
love him(cus they were never taught by Mr
Ellis) So he ask The GUN, whether he
prefers to teach the Sec 1s or 2s,

AND YOU KNOW WHAT?!

HE SAID SEC 1S!!!!!!!!! D:

yes, i know we are lovable people,
but please, we were like OH SUGAR!
lol. ok. nevermind.

So, being a big mouthy, I told my bro
everything, and he so mean.
Cause this teacher is going to take over
for 1 term(22 days) And he taught
us for like 2 days already.
So my bro said to write on the board:
20 days left
then slowly,slowly,the numbers go
down...

My bro said he won't notice until
probably it becomes a single digit
number. Then I think he will be so pissed
until he shoots us with his machine gun.
"BANG,BANG,BANG" lol. :D

SO, MR ELLIS, COME BACK!

):<

2007-02-27T01:59:00.000-08:00

ok. HAPPY 13th TO ME TODAY!

:D

ok. Now, I am only 5 years away to

VA VA VROOM!

MY OWN CAR!

(:

ps: i put this here so PEOPLE will
remember to give me presents.haha

retarded post

2007-02-27T00:43:00.000-08:00

ok,we are having a twisted fairy tale for talentime.

let me tell you abit more.

SUSANNA: pig 1
(the one who built the house with the straws)

Jezamine:pig 2
(the one who built the house with sticks)

Me:pig 3 :D
(the smart pig who built my house with bricks)

ok,now a conversation about us.

susanna: pig 3, can i borrow some of ur mud for my mud bath tmr?
me: no
me: i AM SELFISH
susanna: but..pig 2 said i could
me: no.
me: pig 2 is dead
me: i bbq him
me: Lol
susanna: and she said to tell u if u said no, she'll squash u. and PIG 2 IS A SHE
me: whatever
me: i bbq her yesterday
me: now she is gone
susanna: bear in mind, pig 2 is in judo
me: so no mud bath for you
susanna: and shes big sized.she can juz sit on u
me: but i am smart
me: i built m y house out of brick
me: lol
susanna: hmpf

And we lived unhappily ever after,
THE END

(:

We all love britney spears

2007-01-27T20:52:00.000-08:00

I found this retarded video on Britney.
Its really funny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYArR11YKHo
(If you are dumb,this is the link to the webpage)

I unfortunately can't upload the stupid video cause
it is too big,will cover my name.D:

2007-01-19T03:01:00.000-08:00

I'm Yours-Jason Mraz(:

Well you done done me and
you bet I felt itI tried to be chill
but you're so hot that I melted
I fell right through the cracks
and now I'm trying to get back
Before the cool done run out
I'll be giving it my bestest
Nothing's going to stop me
but divine intervention
I reckon it's again my turn
to win some or learn some

I won't hesitate no more
, no moreIt cannot wait,
I'm yours

Well open up your mind
and see like me
Open up your plans
and damn you're free
Look into your heart
and you'll find love love love
Listen to the music of the moment
maybe sing with me
A lá peaceful melody
It's your God-forsaken right to be
loved love loved love loved

So I won't hesitate no more, no more
It cannot wait I'm sure
There's no need to complicate
Our time is short
This is our fate,
I'm yours

I've been spending way too long
checking my tongue in the mirror
And bending over backwards
just to try to see it clearer
My breath fogged up the glass
And so I drew a new face
and laughed

I guess what I'm saying is
there ain't no better reason
To rid yourself of vanity and
just go with the seasons
It's what we aim to do
Our name is our virtue

I won't hesitate no more,
no more It cannot wait
I'm sureNo need to complicate
Our time is short
It can not wait,
I'm yours

Well no no,
well open up your mind
and see like me
Open up your plans
and damn you're free
Look into your heart
and you'll find love love love love

Listen to the music of the moment
come and dance with meA lá one big family
(2nd time: A lá happy family)
It's your God-forsaken right to be
loved love love love

I won't hesitate no more
Oh no more no more no more
It's your God-forsaken right to be loved,
I'm sureThere's no need to complicate
Our time is short
This is our fate, I'm yours

No I won't hesitate no more,
no moreThis cannot wait
I'm sureThere's no need to complicate
Our time is short
This is our fate, I'm yours, I'm yours

(sorry,i just like the song :X)

Buy your presents now!

2006-12-25T06:09:00.000-08:00

GST IS COMING TO TOWN (Updated)
(to the tune of ‘Santa Claus is Coming to Town’)
You better buy now
You better now buy
You better shop now
I’m telling you why
GST is coming to town

It will increase your bills
By seven percent
Courtesy of the go-overnment
GST is coming to town
It’ll hit you when you’re shopping
Whether food or household wares
It’s just no use complaining
‘causeThose elitists just don’t care

So! You better buy now
You better now buy
You better shop now
I’m telling you why
GST is coming to town

credits to:
talkingcock.com

2006-12-22T23:25:00.000-08:00

"Monkey see, monkey do,
Monkey OOh OOh OOh OOh OOh!
Monkey see, monkey do,
MONKEY EK EK EK EK EK!"

credits to: MADELINE!

(:

(I learnt this song in kindergarden
when I played the CD-rom.)

pizza galour

2006-12-02T03:43:00.000-08:00

After swimming for a whole day,
playing sports and whatever for
a long time,

WHAT DO WE DO?

I eat. :D

Boringness caught me today
so i decided to check the internet
to see what is the most delicious
food in the whole world.

AND survey says:
the food many people crave for is...
PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA!

"oh pizza hut,oh pizza hut,
we all love pizza and not KFC."

(:

actually,i don't really fancy pizza,
but since everybody does,
I WILL TOO.

2006-11-28T00:51:00.000-08:00

I know I never post for very long cause
i couldn't be bothered,but today,I will!

I was reading this very very very long
time ago newspaper for fun,then I SAW.

There was this blog that was featured,
callled: The Clothes Project.

Anyway,its about a lady and,i guess,her
friends,taking pictures of people with
fancy clothing.
(of course with people's permission)

let me give you some examples. (:<

this hair bandana thing,looks like celine's
bread,don't you think?
The one she made for teachers day. D:
So now we know where that came from.

if you can see, her dress has loads of flamingoes,
like as though she came from the bird park.(no offense)
And they say she bought it from far East. >_>

now ain't this cool? I like it. :D
its STRIPY!and colourful,made for me.

(;

finally, something more normal.
but still weird.haha.

So,next time, wear nicely.

nothing better to do.

2006-11-12T05:07:00.000-08:00

Today, i went to the market and bought some fish.
But when i came home , the fish was gone.

So,i look for it and found it in a swimming pool.
desperate, i threw the life saving thingy at it.
and I , saved it.

after saving it, i put it onto the floor.
What do i do? I decided that the ambulance would
take to long to come, so I pulled up my sleeves,
and put my mouth to its "hole".

PUFF, HUFF! I went, but i knew i could nto save it.
I put it back in my basket and walked sadly away from the
swimming pool. To my surprise, i heard coughing and splattering.
I was shocked to see the fish jumping in anger or delight to be alive.

I hurried home to my mother and, with a smile on my face,
said that I was the one who saved it from its grave. My mum just
took the fish from me, turned on the fire, poured in the oil, and,
COOKED IT!

so please, learn from this lesson, never resucitate a fish.

D:

2006-11-01T05:47:00.000-08:00

Since I have nothing better to do,
let me tell everyone some really stupid jokes
that I heard.(if you are lucky,you heard it)

THE ADVENTURES OF PING-PONG

Pong:Hi Ping
Ping:Hi Pong
Pong:Hey, my colleague today very poor thing leh.
Ping:Why?
Pong:She had Labour pains so they sent her to the
hospital.
Ping:Aiyo, So poor thing.
Pong:Ya, Sue the Boss!

haha.lol.If you are dumb, you won't get the joke.
oh well. Somemore I highlighted to you.

Its ok if you don't get it. You are not the only
person on Earth who is dumb. :D
There are others.

2006-10-27T03:11:00.000-07:00

ok. Today, i shall make an introduction
about myself. (its all true!)

Lets see, I live in a gigantic bungalow near orchard
road so that I can go there everyday.
I am slim and slender with long shining black hair.
I am paid to model for magazines like seventeen and so on.
Even though I am not yet seventeen, this mindless
people still pay me to take photos. I go to Paragon
most of the time and Takashimaya and spend
my money aimlessly. I can swim,run,jump,dance
and even kick your butt. Be aware as I am a black
belt in karate. My mother used to say that, because
I am so rich, people targeted me. So she made me take up
karate. I can be a superstar if I wanted so Mediacorp
don't fear, SHL is here! (:

So come on everyone, start dreaming.

burp bye!

2006-10-19T23:36:00.000-07:00

EVERYBODY SING!

(to the tune of "MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB)

Everybody take your fan,
take your fan,
take your fan,
Everbody take your fan,
And blow the stinking haze away.

(everybody cheers)

So don't forget to.....

BUY A BIG FAN TO BLOW THE STINKING
HAZE AWAY! (:

2006-10-17T07:38:00.000-07:00

WELCOME TO MY NEW SKIN! (:

I hope you guys like it.

I like it. :D

i like it alot,

cus it is sakura and i put alot of effort into it.

PSLE is over and so i spend lots of time going out.

This week is also PSLE marking so NO SCHOOL
for us people. I went to orchard with dione and gang,
We also went to Allinda's b'dae party. On Thursday,
I going to Zoey's house to swim, probably.

YAY.

i love today.

B\B

2006-09-14T23:56:00.000-07:00

hi again.

Today we had our PSLE listening
and it was sorta easy. (:

there, i post.

tata.

2006-08-29T02:48:00.000-07:00

Hi everyone again and again.

erm.

I have started A NEW BLOG called:

www.rentafriendnow.blogspot.com

so must go arh!

cus if u r friendless like Jess, u need us.

RENT US! (:

2006-08-25T22:41:00.000-07:00

My PRELIMS are officially over and
it is the last exam that will be set by our school.

YAY!
(:

stupid bro go change my password and
he FORGOT IT!

THAT BIG FAT LIAR.

):

so, wun be posting anymore for awhile.

dun wait up for it.

;)

2006-08-17T22:36:00.000-07:00

yoyo.

i know i never update for long.
I had my PSLE oral yesterday and today
and luckily, the picture was definitely easier than
Prelim
So.
YAY!
YAY!
YAY!

and next week have Prelim so gonna go
study (sorta)

So good luck to everyone else for their exam!

ps,dun study hard also can cus i want to get higher score than all of u.

(:

2006-07-17T01:07:00.000-07:00

Another "exam" forced to do. >_>

Your 10 Favourites
Colours: Green
Foods: chicken rice.lol
Songs:BARNEY'S "I LOVE YOU" (:
Movies: the bloody murder shows
Sports: cycling, captain ball, sleeping?
Seasons: autumn, winter, spring, summer
Day of the week:weekends
Book:Tsubasa Chronicle
Cartoon/Anime: SAKURA, FairyOdd parents
Ice-cream flavour: chocolate, cookies and cream

Your 9 Currents.
Mood: sleepy.zzz
Clothes: school uniform
Desktop screensaver:sakura wallpaper
Toe-nail colour : I didn't paint
Time: 4.10
Annoyance: homework and brother.
Thought: how stupid this test is.
Boy/girlfriend: my bolster. (:
Book you are reading: i'm not reading.

Your 8 Firsts.
Bestfriend: Jesus, Allinda, Yukling, esther, yanmin, Ailin, Jessica, etc.
Crush: none?
Movie:i dun always watch. bankrupt.):
Piercing:feel like piercing my brother
Lie: zillions
Music:the fan turning.
Car:BMW
Handphone:my mum wun get me one. >_>

Your 7 Lasts.
Cigarette :i dun want to die yet.
Drink :pepsi.
Car-ride :this morning
Last crush : cannot remember.
Movie seen :can't remember.
Phone call : yesterday.
CD played :erm. Sunday?

Have Your Ever.
Dated one of your best friends:unfortunately, my best friends are girls.
Have you ever broken the law: i Jaywalk. :X
Have you ever been arrested: not yet.
Have you ever skinny-dipped: wads that?
Have you ever been on TV:i wished.
Have you ever kissed someone you don't know:is my bolster counted?

Your 5 Things Worn On You
1.school uniform
2.tie
3. specs
4. t-shirt
5. pants.

Your 4 Things Done Today
1. used the computer
2. went to the toilet
3. listen to teacher's scoldings.
4.sleep. (:

Your 3 Things You Cant Live Without
1. friends and family.
2.my house
3.money. (:

2 Thing You Would Do When You're Bored
1. sleep
2. play computer.

Tagged people:
1. anybody who has too much spare time.

2006-07-17T01:01:00.000-07:00

I was FORCED to do this. >_>

7 random facts
1.erh.I like watching anime.
2.I just went to school.
3.I bathed?
4.I took the bus home.
5.I have ALOT of homework to do.
6.I am using the computer.
7.sleeping is nice. (:

7 things that freak me out
1.bloody shows.
2.murders.
3.getting rape?
4.being on fear factor.lol
5.getting killed before my PSLE.
6.HORRIBLE BLOODY MURDER SHOWS.
7.some insects.

7 random songs at this moment.
1.Barney's "I LOVE YOU"
2.High
3.Teenage Life
4.teletubbies annoying opening
5.Roses
6.Remember(japanese song)
7.We are all in this together

7 random things i like the most
1.my computer
2.my bed
3.my blanket
4.my bolster
5.my pillow
6.chicken rice
7.drinking ice lemon tea

7 random quotes i say the most.
1.AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
2.hi?
3.bye.
4.hello.
5.byebye.
6.i hate u
7.fatass.

7 lucky people i want them to do this >:)
1.Jessica
2.Allinda
3.Yukling
4.Meiying
5.Ailin
6.sumbody i dun noe
7.you.

2006-07-13T00:44:00.000-07:00

I wished that money would drop from
heaven and come down to me.

sigh.

):

2006-07-10T23:35:00.000-07:00

you all should go to Mr Brown's blog.

Go listen to his podcasts which is super
funny.
Especially the one abt the "NO MORE BIRDS"

go see!

www.mrbrown.com

cya. (;

2006-06-26T23:11:00.000-07:00

Everyone has eaten KFC be4 rite?

Well, i was bored so i decided to look
up on the word chicken in Google.

The first link was KFC so I went in to
see.The link that attracted me the most
was the part named "Secret Recipe".

The stupid part is if it was secret, it
wouldn't be on the internet. >_>

Anyway, if you skip all the crap on
top and you read the middle part..

(this is a COPIED text from the web)

"It boggles the mind just to think of all the procedures and precautions the company takes to protect my recipe," the Colonel said. "Especially when I think how Claudia and I used to operate. She was my packing girl, my warehouse supervisor, my delivery person -- you name it. Our garage was the warehouse.
"After I hit the road selling franchises for my chicken, that left Claudia behind to fill the orders for the seasoned flour mix. She'd fill the day's orders in little paper sacks with cellophane linings and package them for shipment. Then she had to put them on a midnight train."
Little did the Colonel and Claudia dream in those days that his formula would be famous around the world."

yeah, i know, i'm FAMOUS! lol

6296 7691 : KFC delivery!

(:

2006-06-21T02:58:00.000-07:00

i changed my link cus SUMBODY found my add and i just didn't think
honeydew was sweet anymore so THERE.
if u are not happy wif the change, dun come and visit u hear?